Posted in ...schizophrenic on speedball... on Jun 25th, 2009 No Comments »
ring.Ring.RING.
A: the phone
B: yes, it rings.
A: can you answer it?
B: no. people are particularly stupid today. i can’t talk to them.
A: oh, go talk to them!
B: fine, but i won’t talk to them nicely.
A: yes you will.
B: no.
A: hmmm. you sure know how to keep a grudge.
B: yeah, it burns more calories…
A: (stares and then [...]
Posted in being RaNdOm on Jun 16th, 2009 No Comments »
XX comes home to a new tv in the living room…
XX: a big flat screen tv? no way
XY: you love watching tv and you’ve got hundreds of dvds
XX: yeah, but just because I love something doesn’t mean I want it to be giant. I mean, I love black cherries but I don’t want to sit [...]
Posted in entertainment on Jan 18th, 2009 4 Comments »
Somewhere outside Sesame Street…
Ernie: Lap dance is just an illusion.
Bert: How so?
Ernie: Well…for one thing, it’s there when you are sitting down but immediately disappears as soon as you stand.
Bert: (*confused look*)
Ernie: It’s all I’m saying.
Posted in being RaNdOm on Jul 17th, 2008 8 Comments »
Weekend, around 1pm (Doha time), while eating at Friday’s Villagio.
Grover: One of my cats emailed Poland.
Grungella: Explain.
Grover: I got a “mail delivery failed” message. Apparently someone sent email to (consults notebook) txtww.tyminska@dz.com.pl. I’m guessing pl is Poland? I never emailed Poland, so it must be one of my cats. They like to [...]
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