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Why is it that religious figures appear in such mouthwatering things as tomatoes, toast, cinnamon rolls, fish, chapati and meat but not in more humble objects such as salad bars, piles of corpses or poop? I mean, its got to happen right? Surely that’s got to be how [insert name of god here] shows that even in the most [...]

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If God Had Answered…

If God had answered all of my prayers
I’d be traveling the world on my own private yacht
Involved in several romantic affairs
With men whose charm I longingly sought.
If God had answered all of my prayers
I’d have fame and fortune and a beautiful weather
I’d sail along the coast of Spain
And if inclined, stay there forever.
But if God [...]

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A Child to Love

You can have your wealth and riches  

All the things so many seek,
 

Position, power, and success,
 

The fame you long to keep.
 

 

You can earn as much as you wish,
 

Reach a status high above,
 

But none of these can equal
 

Having one sweet child to love.
 

 

‘Tis the greatest gift from heaven,
 

Little [...]

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