Posted in ...schizophrenic on speedball... on Jun 25th, 2009 No Comments »
ring.Ring.RING.
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A: the phone
B: yes, it rings.
A: can you answer it?
B: no. people are particularly stupid today. i can’t talk to them.
A: oh, go talk to them!
B: fine, but i won’t talk to them nicely.
A: yes you will.
B: no.
A: hmmm. you sure know how to keep a grudge.
B: yeah, it burns more calories…
A: (stares and then [...]
Posted in entertainment on Jun 4th, 2009 No Comments »
Unfortunately, language does not have a governing body like the WHO. There are no monitoring bodies to track down the migration of viruses, no one to combat their spread, no one to file criminal charges. These are the phrases that contribute to the speedy decline of civilization. And whoever started them deserves a slow and [...]
Posted in being RaNdOm on Jun 4th, 2009 No Comments »
and if you ever feel stupid, read about these people.
